Taekwondo Monkeys Attack Trainer
In what might possibly be the most alarming story of the year, some monkeys with knowledge of taekwondo attacked their trainer when he fell down. They punched him in the eye, attacked him with a stick, and reminded nearby people of Bruce Lee films.
Why must we give these monkeys the very tools they will use to destroy us?! WHY?!
You can be sure they'll finish the job next time.
December 17th, 2009 / paladinz / Tags: monkeys / Trackback / Comments