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Archive of October 2008


Public Service Announcement: Don't Dress Up Your Pets

This is a reprint of a Version 3 article written especially for Halloween.

Here is a Mediocre Minds Public Service Announcement. Don't dress up your pets for Halloween. Seriously. Don't do this:

Dog Vader

Someone selling that dog outfit at work because it was "too small" for their dog. Here's a secret: dogs don't wear clothes. They didn't evolve to wear clothes. If your dog needs clothes, then it's living in a place where it shouldn't be alive. They especially don't like being put in clothes that are too small for them. Don't put them in clothes, okay? Just don't. They don't look cute. They look idiotic. Don't call it "Dog Vader". It's not funny. It's pathetic. Why are you putting that animal through that crap?

It's a dog. It's not a Barbie. It's not your kid. Leave the poor thing alone. If there's any justice, someone will put YOU in some other species' ideas of amusing clothing and cluck over how cute you are and give you snacks, you jackass.

October 31st, 2008 / paladinz / Tags: halloween, psa, pets / Trackback / Comments




Fallout Retrospective
October 29th, 2008 / Binkley / Tags: video games, fallout / Trackback / Comments




[E]veryone just wants bigger numbers. As the researchers found, it doesn't even matter if those numbers don't line up with personal experience, or even if they're completely made up.

From "Shoppers are suckers for stats—even when they're meaningless", an ArsTechnica article that talks about a study that shows a shocking lack of expertise (and willingness to obtain relevant knowledge) among consumers.

October 23rd, 2008 / paladinz / Tags: statistics / Trackback / Comments


Robocop on a Unicorn for President

You may be wondering who Mediocre Minds endorses for President in this upcoming election. (I have personally received several emails from high-level senators and senatorial aids asking just this question.) Well, after considering all the facts, we have come to a decision.

Robocop and Unicorn for President

Olav Rokne's Flickr set entitled "Robocop on a Unicorn" contains this gem, asking us to vote for Robocop on a Unicorn for President this November. And when you think about it... doesn't that make a lot of sense? Wouldn't Robocop be tough on crime and terrorism? Wouldn't Unicorn take care of working class families and their problems?

Vote for Robocop on a Unicorn... unless you're not patriotic.

October 21st, 2008 / paladinz / Tags: robocop, unicorn, politics / Trackback / Comments

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