I'm a horse - Kobe ratted me out
That's why I'm getting divorced
He said Shaq gave a bitch a mil
I don't do that 'cause my name's Shaquille
I love 'em, I don't leave 'em
I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed 'em

I love KG [Kevin Garnett], but it's his own damn fault he stuck around in Minnesota. It's like staying with an adulterous wife hoping that she'll change. At some point, you've given her too many opportunities... then, she divorces you. Would I really wish you success in your NEXT relationship? Not so much.

"It's my fault we missed free throws. It's my fault we lost both games. Blame me. It's my fault we fouled to tie the game up. That's my fault. It's my fault they get easy layups. It's my fault we're not executing well on the offensive end. It's my fault a couple people in the stands ordered Heinekens and they got Budweiser. It's my fault. I'm sorry."