At least "Schweinsteiger" is an awesome name...

So when did Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter turn into a German soccer player?

Or maybe it's just me.

ESPN's Euro 2008 Schedule

ESPN is showing every game of the European Championships. If you're a closet soccer fan like me (and I know you're out there), you're probably really excited that it kicks off today.

(Unfortunately, some of the games are on the rarer-to-come-by ESPN Deportes and ESPN Classic. But the vast majority are on ESPN, ESPN2, or ABC.)

Warning: This site DOES contain scores of completed matches!