Sharktopus Movie is a Go!

SyFy Channel has just greenlit Sharktopus, a movie long-awaited by SyFy fans. I can't wait to see if it tops some of their other classics!

Image from io9.

LOL Moments in X-Men Origins: Wolverine

So X-Men Origins: Wolverine isn't a great movie. Honestly, is this really a surprise? (I'm sure you watched the same trailers I did.)

Regardless of whether the film is good or not, it's certainly entertaining. I know I laughed at numerous parts throughout the film...which is why I've decided to compile this list.

(If it's not obvious, this article contains spoilers)

• James Howlett yelling as a kid (though I did like the shot of him running out of the hallway, straight from X1 + X2)
• Slow motion war montage
• Maverick gun montage
• Ryan Reynolds slices a bullet in half
• Everyone lets Logan walk away after telling him they can't just let him walk away
• "Was it the war? Which one?" "All of them."
• Agent Zero shooting the cigar
• Logan yells after the "death" of his girlfriend Silver Fox
• Wolverine can hear under water.
• Wolverine goes through the exploding barn in the motorcycle
• Wolverine jumps onto the helicopter off the exploding Humvee
• Wolverine walks away in slow motion while flames explode behind him (action cliche #1!)
• Wolverine's pseudo-parents get randomly pwned (who didn't see that coming?) and he does not later have a scene where he cries or buries them. Total plot accessory.
• Adamentium bullets introduced right after Agent Zero dies (Only six too!)
• Wolverine fights the Blob in a totally unnecessary fight/cameo
• will.i.am gets pw3nd by Sabertooth for being "predictable"
• Gambit climbing the wall with his broken staff
• Wolverine cutting apart the fire escape to get to Gambit. (Why does this shot last so long?)
• Wolverine jumps out of the low altitude flying plane
• Silverfox is ALIVE!
• Wolverine walks away
• Wolveirne instantly teleports back to defend Silverfox (he even took off his jacket!)
• Wolverine running down the corridor of cages with his arms outstretched and a super constipated look on his face
• Scott's random optic blast. "Did I get them?" (Why does Cyclops now have HEAT VISION?)
• Kayla telling her sister to lead the kids out to safety - even though she has no idea if it's safe outside. And in fact, it's not given that Deadpool and Creed are out there.
• Deadpool is revealed to operate via remote computer (with a great UI for the 1970s/80s)
• Cyclops is a dick ("I just know.")
• Sabertooth saves Wolverine (man he really is the Protoman of this movie!)
• Deadpool teleports and wrecks Sabertooth and Wolverine (is this in the video game?)
• Deadpool has OPTIC BLASTS (which Wolverine can block with his CLAWS...MvC2 indeed)
• Deadpool's decapitated head destroys one of the nuclear cooling towers
• Gambit gets an ASSIST OK by destroying the concrete
• "His brain may heal but his memories won't."

Crank: High Voltage

Crank: High Voltage is finally out in theaters!

What are you doing reading this? Go watch it!