superhero showdown!by sumir on 04/28/2002 12:44:32 -0700The other day, Adam, Vince, and I were sitting around watching the market recap, having ourselves some imports, when a Spider-Man (yes, it is spelled with a hyphen) ad came on. Adam, who was at the moment drooling prodigiously, blurted out a question that would break us all into heated argument: "Who is the best superhero - Batman, Superman, or Spider-Man?" After some minor squabbling, I answered defiantly, "It depends on the medium you're talking about." Adam replied, "Overall" and we all started arguing again. Vince said one thing, I said another, Adam drooled a whole lot, and Russell got annoyed by the Valley Health commercial featuring Jessica Simpson. So, I thought, what better way to figure out which superheroes are best than by simple democracy? I have collected a list of superheroes and "seeded" them with my own somewhat-biased opinions. Every week, you vote on a few of the matchups; the eventual winner will be crowned the 2002 Mediocre Minds Superhero of the Year! (or something.) So with that... ahem... prestigious... title on the line,
here are some ground rules:
I have divided the superheroes into two categories - male and female. Why? Well, if you're anything like the people I know, you'll automatically vote for some characters because of their sex, regardless of whether or not they're better superheroes. I believe the word that passes through these people's minds is "b00b13z!!!!1111" So we'll have two things going at once. Things to remember when voting: which of the two (or more) choices is a better superhero? What makes a better superhero? That's your own choice, but I'd like it to be something more than "Wow, he has ULTRA-COOL POWERS!" Of course, the powers have something to do with it, but take everything into account - background story, personality, costumes, art, overall influence, history, special abilities, plotlines, reputation, etc. If you're particularly conscientious, go look some of the information up. One last important thing before I get to the brackets - absolutely no bitching about my choices! If you think I missed someone, tell me... courteously and I might do something about it. Any anger/frustration directed at me will result in me spamming your ass thanks to the relay-happy UCLA mail system. Mmmmkay? And here are this week's matchups. |