Here is a Mediocre Minds Public Service Announcement. Don't dress up your pets for Halloween. Seriously. Don't do this:

Someone selling that dog outfit at work because it was "too small" for their dog. Here's a secret: dogs don't wear clothes. They didn't evolve to wear clothes. If your dog needs clothes, then it's living in a place where it shouldn't be alive. They especially don't like being put in clothes that are too small for them. Don't put them in clothes, okay? Just don't. They don't look cute. They look idiotic. Don't call it "Dog Vader". It's not funny. It's pathetic. Why are you putting that animal through that crap?
It's a dog. It's not a Barbie. It's not your kid. Leave the poor thing alone. If there's any justice, someone will put YOU in some other species' ideas of amusing clothing and cluck over how cute you are and give you snacks, you jackass.
