We're back! Last week was a little slow, but we're still playing catch-up. Fortunately, our list is pretty short and simple.

Top Performers

02. Wolf
On any other week, he'd be #1 again. I don't know who is writing his lines if the TV writers are on strike, but that person deserves a lot more money. He's definitely replaced Malibu as my favorite Gladiator of all time!

01. Eli Manning
I never thought I'd be writing this, but you did okay there, Eli. Taking down the Evil Empire and shutting up bandwagon Bostonites everywhere deserves the top spot... even if your expressions can all be summed up by various emoticons. :-| :-O :-o :-[

Worst Performers

01. Bill Belichick
There's no contest. It was so lopsided, we didn't even bother looking for 4 more losers. At least he was classy enough to stick around until the clock hit 0... oh, wait. No, he wasn't. Hubris, Bill... hubris.